You have just entered room "KR Conference."
Vincemaggi: yo
Jenova Highwind: yo
MusashiX09: itch
Thompson1189: okay the KR team is
composed of max. 4 members
LilBluBalla has entered the room.
Vincemaggi: ok
Thompson1189: nobody sees anything
wrong here?
LilBluBalla: yo
MusashiX09: who tha?
MusashiX09: lol
Vincemaggi: crash lol
MusashiX09: the other night we had 9
in here minus you
Thompson1189: minus? wtf
LilBluBalla: sup vince
Vincemaggi: remember crash wiz?
MusashiX09: ya
Vincemaggi: you weren't there
MusashiX09: Hey how you doin
MusashiX09: I like yellow
Vincemaggi: i like red
MusashiX09: maybe this color is
better?
Jenova Highwind: i like blue
Thompson1189: oh yeah? i like green
foo(s)!
Jenova Highwind: i like lime green. w0rd
MusashiX09: turd
Vincemaggi: that's black thompson
LilBluBalla: blue and yellow!
LilBluBalla: kick ass
MusashiX09: hey where is the black
guy?
Vincemaggi: who knows
Jenova Highwind: blackwind
MusashiX09: He was annoyin the fuck
outta me last night
Vincemaggi: lol
Jenova Highwind: heh
Thompson1189: i can't believe how this
awsome this conference is! its almost
unbelievable!
MusashiX09: "MAKE ME A TILESET
SO I CAN MAKLE MAPS YO"
Vincemaggi: what about zig lol
MusashiX09: I Know
MusashiX09: oh yea
MusashiX09: Hey I know a guy who
can do Javascript maybe he can
work on KR
MusashiX09: bla
Vincemaggi: ok
Vincemaggi: it better not be another gay
guy like zig
MusashiX09: I was talking about zig
LilBluBalla: zig ?
MusashiX09: jackass
Vincemaggi: you fucking moron
Vincemaggi: he doesn't know shit
Vincemaggi: he even said so himself
MusashiX09: I was making fun of blk
MusashiX09: get a sense of direction
Vincemaggi: is up down or to the right?
Thompson1189: as chairman of this meeting
it is your duty to reorganize it and veer it
back on topic
MusashiX09: northwest
Thompson1189: VINCE
MusashiX09: lol
MusashiX09: yea Vince
Vincemaggi: lol
Thompson1189: not to be disrespectful, just
a suggestion
Vincemaggi: well new rules have been made
MusashiX09: this is the 3rd KR
Confrence by the way
MusashiX09: last night's sucked
MusashiX09: What new rules?
Thompson1189: ....(cough)
Jenova Highwind: woo 3 conferences in 3
days
Thompson1189: (clicks pen)
MusashiX09: *shuffles thru papers*
Vincemaggi: 1) tree is not allowed to kill
anymore ideas made by any member of
the KR team. 2) Tree is not allowed to
demote anybody because if he does
people can just promote themselves back
up
MusashiX09: bad ideas
Thompson1189: sounds fair enough
Vincemaggi: wiz is allowed to kill chan
whenever he wants lol
MusashiX09: cool
Vincemaggi: so am i
Thompson1189: nobody has the right to
veto these new rules composed by vince
Vincemaggi: and anybody else
MusashiX09: lol
Jenova Highwind: lol
Vincemaggi: another rule is that we don't
except money we accept beer
Vincemaggi: lol
MusashiX09: AHEM
MusashiX09: I exept money
Vincemaggi: lol it was a joke
Vincemaggi: so are all of these rules except
for the demoting one
Thompson1189: am i allowed to start a
petition amoung the members for
promoting vince to CEO?
Vincemaggi: no
Thompson1189: president?
Vincemaggi: no
Thompson1189: janitor?
Vincemaggi: no
MusashiX09: *bangs fist on table*
LilBluBalla: ....yyyaaahhhh
Thompson1189: psssh, youre no fun
MusashiX09: Beer man?
Vincemaggi: how about drunk?
Thompson1189: you know what vince? i
hereby demote you.
Vincemaggi: or else i'll be the drunken
security guard in the meeting room lol
Vincemaggi: 2) Tree is not allowed to
demote anybody because if he does
people can just promote themselves back
up
MusashiX09: I would like to go over
the JS32 incident
LilBluBalla: i'll just be drunk
LilBluBalla: how's dat ?
Vincemaggi: JS32?
Thompson1189: all in favor of discussing
the js32 priciple?
Thompson1189: .....aye
Vincemaggi: yeah sure
MusashiX09: aye
Vincemaggi: is that the map crash error?
Thompson1189: (lower voice) nay
Thompson1189: who said nay??
MusashiX09: must be the new guy
Vincemaggi: it was cid!
Jenova Highwind: no it wasn't
Jenova Highwind: bastard
MusashiX09: lol
Vincemaggi: lol
Jenova Highwind: i said aynay
Jenova Highwind: *hides*
Thompson1189: aynay counts for aye
Jenova Highwind: heh
Vincemaggi: lol
Vincemaggi: aye
LilBluBalla: new guy ?
MusashiX09: Ok so
Thompson1189: wait!
Jenova Highwind: So, what is JS32?
Vincemaggi: another problem is problem is
hjelping wiz figure out what cappin cid
should look like
MusashiX09: Crash
MusashiX09: Vince
Thompson1189: dynamic link library.
MusashiX09: your a genius
Vincemaggi: lol
Thompson1189: i request a recess for 5
minutes
Jenova Highwind: js32 is the crash?
MusashiX09: *takes over* granted
Vincemaggi: i request a beer
Thompson1189: OBJECTION!
MusashiX09: yup
Jenova Highwind: wiz: v2 = uploading
MusashiX09: *boos from the audiance*
MusashiX09: v2?
Jenova Highwind: less techno
Jenova Highwind: xfiles remix
Thompson1189: audience?! wt
Thompson1189: f
MusashiX09: v2 of wich one?
Jenova Highwind: xfiles
MusashiX09: betcha didnt know we
had an audiance
MusashiX09: ok
LilBluBalla: ::drinks a bud::
Thompson1189: (clicks pen)
MusashiX09: *playing too much
warcraft, flings a small wooden
hamer across the room*
LilBluBalla: ::switches to smirnoff::
Thompson1189: (passes a note)
Vincemaggi: ::drinks a corona::
Vincemaggi: ::thrws the bottle at cid::
Thompson1189: (adjusts position in his
chair)
MusashiX09: I have a new rule
Jenova Highwind: *ducks*
Thompson1189: proposal for a new rule:
Vincemaggi: *crash*
MusashiX09: yea
Jenova Highwind: *AHEM* all rules will
go onto the table until it is decided
we vote
Jenova Highwind: err sorry
MusashiX09: hmm lol
Vincemaggi: ::fills out a proposal form::
Jenova Highwind: wiz: finished
LilBluBalla: ::.......::
MusashiX09: Vince you moron
Thompson1189: Mr. Speaker, i ask
permission to speak
MusashiX09: filling out a proposal!
Jenova Highwind: permission granted
Vincemaggi: you are?
Vincemaggi: hey cid!
Thompson1189: "STFU"
Jenova Highwind: hey!
Vincemaggi: shut up tree
Thompson1189: "I HAVE THE FLOOR"
MusashiX09: *flings a small wooden
hammer at vince, he doesnt know
where it came from*
Vincemaggi: ::hits the ground::
Thompson1189: ...? good
Thompson1189: ahem
Vincemaggi: ::gets back up::
MusashiX09: hmmmm
Jenova Highwind: *bangs gavel* STFU
Jenova Highwind: lol
MusashiX09: VICTORY FOR KHAZ
MODAHN!!!
Jenova Highwind: YES!
LilBluBalla: brb
Vincemaggi: speak already!
Jenova Highwind: WarCraft
Jenova Highwind: I need III .. now
MusashiX09: hehe
Thompson1189: ... pssh i can't with all this
disrespectful noise
MusashiX09: *shuts up*
Jenova Highwind: *stops talking*
Vincemaggi: ::lays on the table::
Jenova Highwind: *clears throat*
Vincemaggi: ::falls asleep::
Jenova Highwind: *spits*
Thompson1189: (opens the window)
Jenova Highwind: *clears throat again*
Thompson1189: (papers blow off the table)
Jenova Highwind: heh, sorry
Vincemaggi: ::wakes up::
Vincemaggi: ::smacks cid::
MusashiX09: *gets a miniature axe*
Vincemaggi: ::goes back to sleep::
Jenova Highwind: refreshed vince?
Jenova Highwind: *shoots rockets at
vince but he doesn't wake up*
Jenova Highwind: *drops pin and vince
wakes up*
MusashiX09: *whacks vince in the
forhead* FOR THE HORDE!!!
*hides axe*
Vincemaggi: ::snores::
Jenova Highwind: "yes me lord?"
Thompson1189: i request a new rule for no
sidearms, rifles, or any other weapon at
meetings
MusashiX09: damn
Jenova Highwind: heh
MusashiX09: so speak tree
MusashiX09: *scribbles on the table*
Thompson1189: congratulations guys, our
company's stock has rose 3 and a quarter
thanx to our hard work and effort, not to
mention the outstanding accomplishments
at our ambitious meetings
Jenova Highwind: *radom cheering and
"wow!" sounds*
Thompson1189: (apploase)
Vincemaggi: ::wakes up::
Vincemaggi: ::sits down into a chair::
Thompson1189: and perhaps our hardest
worker, Mr. Vince. Drunk-ass Magio. I
think he deserves a freakin award, don't
you all agree?
MusashiX09: Yeah
Vincemaggi: lifetime supply of alcohol?
MusashiX09: Mr Thompson?
Jenova Highwind: ahem
Jenova Highwind: i belive i am the
hardest work
Thompson1189: permission to speak
granted
Jenova Highwind: *hides again*
Jenova Highwind: worker*
MusashiX09: I think this calls for a
raise across the board
Thompson1189: DENYED
Jenova Highwind: I second the motion.
Jenova Highwind: Aww
MusashiX09: *gets a minature sword*
Thompson1189: F_THAT we cannot afford
any more raises, our steady rate as $0.00
per hour is holding up perfectly
MusashiX09: lol
MusashiX09: what about a christmass
bonus?
Jenova Highwind: Meh, well at least I'm
making more than when I was working
with Barrets' #$@%# Revenge ..
$-2.00
Thompson1189: (reaches into pockte) here
is a coupon
MusashiX09: lol
Jenova Highwind: A coupon for more
work hours!?
MusashiX09: 1.99 off kotex tampons?
Jenova Highwind: lol
Thompson1189: could somebody please
remove this person from the table? it's
taking up room.
MusashiX09: *stabs vince in the
chest* VICTORY FOR
LORDEARON!
Thompson1189: (line of guys in suits walk in
and carry away the body)
Thompson1189: i demand a rendition!
MusashiX09: over my vocabulary
Thompson1189: ? no more senseless
outbursts mr ...musashi
Vincemaggi: ::shoots wiz with an AK-47::
MusashiX09: Ahhhhh
Vincemaggi: i thought you said no more
weapons?
MusashiX09: *vinces misses alot taking
out the windows*
Thompson1189: he broke the weapon rule!
Thompson1189: and destroyed company
property!
Vincemaggi: no musashi did
Jenova Highwind: Mr Thompson?
Vincemaggi: MusashiX09: *stabs vince
in the chest* VICTORY FOR
LORDEARON!
Thompson1189: what!?
Thompson1189: he used a pencil!
Jenova Highwind: We never talked about
JS32!
Thompson1189: true.
Vincemaggi: that's a weapon!@
MusashiX09: lol
Thompson1189: but that is the chairman's
fault
Thompson1189: he was sleeping
Vincemaggi: Thompson1189: i request a
new rule for no sidearms, rifles, or
any other weapon at meetings
MusashiX09: *attackes vince with two
papers in hand, slicin him up with
paper cuts*
Jenova Highwind: ahem
Vincemaggi: ::kicks wiz in the balls::
Thompson1189: calm down you two, before i
send you to your cubicles.
MusashiX09: owch
Vincemaggi: shut up tree
Vincemaggi: we are all equal here
Thompson1189: "shut up tree" he says.
MusashiX09: *sticks a tac under
vinces chair*
Jenova Highwind: EQUAL WORKER
RIGHTS!
Jenova Highwind: lol
Thompson1189: in that case i request
permission from the consul to heave
vince out one of the broken windows
Vincemaggi: ::jumps up from hsi chair
yelling at tree as lous as he can::
Vincemaggi: lol
Jenova Highwind: and then we reapiar it
Vincemaggi: no you wont!!!
IDIEVIIIL has entered the room.
MusashiX09: lol
Vincemaggi: ::jumps out of the window::
Thompson1189: (smacks wiz for putting tac
UNDER chair, not ON it)
IDIEVIIIL: hey y'all
MusashiX09: LOL!
Thompson1189: hey he jumped out all by
himslef!
MusashiX09: Can I get his cut?
Vincemaggi: ::faint sound of yelling::
AGHGHAGAHAHGAAHHAGH!!!
Thompson1189: lol
IDIEVIIIL: ::goes over and closes the
window::
Thompson1189: sounds like a drunk fell out
the 99th story window... again
IDIEVIIIL: ::shuts the curtains as well::
MusashiX09: haha
Vincemaggi: 5 minutes later....
Jenova Highwind: SPLAT
IDIEVIIIL: i wonder when he'll be back
Thompson1189: (no progess is made,
ironically)
Vincemaggi: ::the door bursts open:: hey
what's up?
IDIEVIIIL: hey
MusashiX09: Ahhh
Thompson1189: YOU!
Jenova Highwind: didn't you just fal out
of the window?
Jenova Highwind: fall*
Thompson1189: Security!!
IDIEVIIIL: hey chris, i have a question
Vincemaggi: no that was my evil twin green
man
Jenova Highwind: oh
MusashiX09: MY LIFE FOR AIUR
*punches vince*
IDIEVIIIL: are you gonna be able to fight
terra in the game?
Vincemaggi: ::kicks wiz in the face::
Vincemaggi: ::uppercuts tree::
Vincemaggi: ::throws cid against the wall::
MusashiX09: oh you wanna dance
Vincemaggi: ::pokes sky in the eye::
IDIEVIIIL has left the room.
IDIEVIIIL has entered the room.
IDIEVIIIL: oh, jerk
Thompson1189: i request a napkin
dispenser for the next meetings!... (wipes
blood from nose)
Vincemaggi: ::pokes sky in the eye::
IDIEVIIIL: ::takes out his box of really
nasty objects::
IDIEVIIIL: oww
Vincemaggi: wait sky
Vincemaggi: he missed the rules tell them
to him
IDIEVIIIL: rules?
MusashiX09: No
Vincemaggi: Thompson1189: i request a
new rule for no sidearms, rifles, or
any other weapon at meetings
MusashiX09: he'll catch up
MusashiX09: lol
Jenova Highwind: rule one
Thompson1189: NO SMOKING
Jenova Highwind: follow the rules
Vincemaggi: lol
Jenova Highwind: rule two
IDIEVIIIL: ::takes out a pack of
marlboro's::
Jenova Highwind: don't break the rules
Vincemaggi: rule two is nobody is allowed to
get demoted
Thompson1189: rule 1 and a half: No
talkgin about FIGHT CLUB
IDIEVIIIL: i thought you would say that
vince
Thompson1189: except for vince, of course
MusashiX09: rule 3 newtons 3rd law
of gravity does not aply at
meetings
Vincemaggi: no tree
Thompson1189: lol
Vincemaggi: i forgot soem of rule two
IDIEVIIIL: rule 367: vince is not to slap
the giant ducks around
Jenova Highwind: wtf lag!
Vincemaggi: if a person is demoted they are
allowed to promote themselfs agaim
Thompson1189: newton;s third law is
universal law of gravitation. from here on
it is no longer in affect, explore
weightlessly as you please
IDIEVIIIL: ::floats through the air::
MusashiX09: lol
Vincemaggi: rule four is the green man is
allowed to attend meetings\
Vincemaggi: ::the green man appears and
bites cid::
IDIEVIIIL: ::flies by vince, and slaps him
in the back of the head::
Thompson1189: rule 16: You do not talk
about Fight Club.
Vincemaggi: should i write all these rules
down?
Vincemaggi: lol
IDIEVIIIL: rule 325845612354: you DO
NOT talk about Fight Club
Thompson1189: rule -1: These rules apply
only to you, yes YOU.
MusashiX09: how many times is that
in the rules?
IDIEVIIIL: who's you?
Thompson1189: YOU
Vincemaggi: no
MusashiX09: him
IDIEVIIIL: you?
Thompson1189: yes, him, and YOU
MusashiX09: and sometimes I
IDIEVIIIL: so, him and you
Vincemaggi: rule 5: tree's rules are fucking
shit
Thompson1189: rule 5 cannot be
overwritten, denied
IDIEVIIIL: ::floats by vince, pokes him in
the eye::
IDIEVIIIL: ::crashes through the window::
Thompson1189: rule 12: rap music is not
only allowed... but encouraged.
Vincemaggi: ::drops a safe out of the
window::
Vincemaggi: ::the safe hits sky::
Thompson1189: AGH! my safe!
IDIEVIIIL: OW
Vincemaggi: wait
Vincemaggi: that is mine
IDIEVIIIL: ::squish::
Jenova Highwind: rule 13: disregard any
rule pertaining to rap music
Vincemaggi: sky got in the way
Thompson1189: rule 89: ignore rule 13
MusashiX09: Rule 3.16: Pi is alowed
once per meeting
Vincemaggi: it was to show you that my
beer safes can withstand any force
IDIEVIIIL: ::comes in through the front
doors::
Vincemaggi: rule 420: tree is not allowed to
get stone danymore
Jenova Highwind: rule 123456: ignore
rules 89 and 12
Vincemaggi: anymore*
Thompson1189: rule 70: anvils cannot be
dropped from any position from the sky
onto any occupant of the meeting.
IDIEVIIIL: good rule
Thompson1189: rule 34: good rule
Vincemaggi: ::rule 70 is changed to rule 50
because it was not an anvil but a safe
Jenova Highwind: rule 420: tree is not
allowed to get stoned anymore. Cid
is.
MusashiX09: Rule 900: No more then
900 rules
Thompson1189: rule 112: vince's rule
changing will have no effect until granted
permisison from the consul
IDIEVIIIL: rule 25: most of these rules
don't even apply
MusashiX09: Rule 26: None actually,
cept 3
Vincemaggi: rule 20: somebody go and get
some bitches
MusashiX09: (and 112)
IDIEVIIIL: what was rule number 3
again?
Thompson1189: rule 61: QUIET!!
IDIEVIIIL: (and 112)?
Jenova Highwind: rule 3 newtons 3rd
law of gravity does not aply at
meetings
IDIEVIIIL: ahhh.. ok
IDIEVIIIL: and 112?
MusashiX09: *walks up a wall*
Vincemaggi: rule 55.5.5: tree is allowed to
kill cid anytime anywhere
Thompson1189: rule 53: however, newtons
2nd law, in stating that for ever action
there is an equal and opposite reaction,
still applies in full force.
Jenova Highwind: rule 899: no one can
refer to vince as male or straight
Vincemaggi: rule 17: nobody is allowed to
walk up walls::
IDIEVIIIL: rule 88: anyone's allowed to
kill anyone at anytime, this rule does not
apply to vince
MusashiX09: Rule 203: No whackin in
meetings
IDIEVIIIL: good rule
Jenova Highwind: rule 55.5.5.1 don't
follow 55.5.5
Vincemaggi: rule 70: rule 899 is disbanded
Jenova Highwind: thats the best rule
Thompson1189: rule 88 goes good with the
word "kill"
MusashiX09: definatly
Vincemaggi: edidited rule 88""
Vincemaggi: anybody is allowed to kill
anybody if they want to
Jenova Highwind: except vince
Thompson1189: except vince.
IDIEVIIIL: yeah, except vince
Vincemaggi: no
Vincemaggi: even me
Jenova Highwind: 3 to 1
Thompson1189: 4 to one
Jenova Highwind: yeah wiz
Vincemaggi: ::throws cid tree and sky out
the window::
MusashiX09: I'm with the majority
Vincemaggi: 3 to one moron
Thompson1189: (grabs hold of the ledge)
Jenova Highwind: no one dies because
vince can't kill us
Thompson1189: (climbs back in)
Vincemaggi: ::kciks tree's hands off::
IDIEVIIIL: ::comes in through the front
door::
Vincemaggi: rule 800:
Vincemaggi: every rule except for rule two
and 3 are disbanded
MusashiX09: Anyone ever play
redneck rampage?
Thompson1189: me
IDIEVIIIL: actually, rule 25 pretty much
said that
MusashiX09: wow I havnt played that
in years
Jenova Highwind: rule 800.1: rule 800
doesn't apply to everyone
Thompson1189: i just realized that because
of rule 3, vince cannot throw anybody out
the window
Vincemaggi: fuck you cid
MusashiX09: lol
Jenova Highwind: rule 432: vince cannot
say fuck you to cid
Vincemaggi: ::rule
800.32422542539082503539503052389:
this is applied to everybody
Jenova Highwind: *kills vince*
IDIEVIIIL: lol
Vincemaggi: ::doesn't die::
MusashiX09: Rule 98: Immortality is
ok, but not on weekends
IDIEVIIIL: rule 0: no one is allowed to
make up anymore rules, the only rule
that really applies is rule 3
Vincemaggi: and 2
IDIEVIIIL: 2?
Jenova Highwind: statement 1: i make the
remixes and you don't :-D
Vincemaggi: nobody is allowed to get
demoted, if they are they are allowed to
promote themselfs
MusashiX09: *rule ?: Mini weapons are
ok for wiz to have
Thompson1189: you broke the rules!
MusashiX09: I'll do whatever the hell
I want
Thompson1189: youre DEMOTED
IDIEVIIIL: law 1: sky is allowed to have
his box of nasty objects
Jenova Highwind: *dies*
Thompson1189: who is sky?
Vincemaggi: ::promotes self::
Thompson1189: (demotes vince)
IDIEVIIIL: <
Vincemaggi: ::promotes self::
IDIEVIIIL: <<<
MusashiX09: (promotes self)
IDIEVIIIL: <<< SKY
IDIEVIIIL: ::takes out his box of nasty
objects::
MusashiX09: *is now a god because I
have been promoted beyond rank*
Thompson1189: request permission to end
meeting abruptly!
Vincemaggi: rule 5: wiz is allowed to do
anything he wants
Vincemaggi: rule 7 kils rule 5::
IDIEVIIIL: ::promotes himself to titan
state::
Vincemaggi: ::promotes self to drunken
god::
Vincemaggi: lol
IDIEVIIIL: lol
IDIEVIIIL: that suits you
MusashiX09: No end meeting
Thompson1189: well then i quit
MusashiX09: lol
Thompson1189: youre all gay, im outta here
MusashiX09: we never resolved
anything
Vincemaggi: ::poors wine and beer on
people on earth::